May 23, 2005
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IN case you've Confused Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
Comments (6)
Yes, but can you xanga in prison?
good you are, young jedi. thinking for about 5 minutes have i been, for a response to your question and come to the conclusion have i that a jedimaster you must be. xanga is the force.
Seen episode III you have, I assume. Fun speaking like Yoda it is. Jedimaster I am. Full of midichlorians you are.
wow...what a depressing way to start the work day!!
G: Not yet... the past week/weekend was too crazy between work and vball practice and a wedding. but plan on seeing it this weekend i do!
J: Hope all is well with you.
yo you! what's up? miss you, haven't been studying at the barnes lately. i started stuyding at the 24-hr starbucks in chicago. a little more hard-core there. anyways, i'm kinda on break right now. i start back up on tuesday though. anyways, call me sometime...i see that you are in ny, but maybe when you get back. i'm trying to sell my car right now and move out again. well, hope all is well with you! :sunny:
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